Enlighten Me


Quotology 808

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Lonely Island

A comedic trio best know for their series of “digital shorts” aired on Saturday Night Live, the Lonely Island features three of the show’s writers, Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone … continue

Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde (feat. Rihanna)

Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)

The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters)

Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)

Funny Photos

Above all life should be Fun!
Take time for some Fun today!


Mission Accomplished!

It’s best not to show Osama Bin Laden’s death photos; that will only create a lot of commotion and hate with Muslim extremist. And even if the government were to show these images, there will always be skeptics!

Although we should have put his dead body on the spike of the torch, of the Statue Of Liberty, feeding him to the sharks will make him disappear and cut off all ties from this world for all eternity!

The Obama Speech

So about that birth certificate …

Show me a death certificate!

Most definitely intentional!

How I will remember this weekend …


Otamatone Melody

Otamatones are musical toys that are an equal mix of adorable and annoying. You can change the pitch of their electronic bagpipe-esque chirp by sliding your fingers up their body, or add vibrato by squeezing your Otamatone’s face … continue

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Follow Me

Twitter is a great source of promotion and keeping up with breaking news, politics, celebrities, sports teams or just about anything that interests you. No doubt, it is amusing too! Once you start following a diverse group of peeps, here’s what you can expect on your timeline …

WTF Twitpics

nonsense RTs and #hashtags

Twitter famous peeps

who cares tweets

funny Twitter beefs

peeps who take it serious

annoying spammers and bots

peeps who tell you

they’re unfollowing you and why

the infamous Fail Whale


manwhores and whoreible females

And this list goes on and on … Twitter is full of characters!

Canned Unicorn Meat

As greater focus has turned to sustainable, ethical meat, unicorns are starting to make sense as a protein source for humans.

Unlike other meats, unicorns become more tender as they reach the end of their natural lifespan, so the meat is harvested only after they’ve died of natural causes.

Guilt free meat full of sparkles, giggles, rainbows.